I speak French!

The other day my kids were helping me wash my car, it was filthy still from our trip to Mammoth. I said to my kids, thankyou for all your hard work the car looks stupendous!
Sierra said to Ashton, "Do you know what stupendous means?"
He said "no."
She said, "it means GREAT!"
Ashton, "in French?"

fries

Today I took Ashton to El Pollo Loco after school. I got him a small fry. When we got home he pulled out a super long french fry and said "WHOA! This is not a small fry this is a large fry. I thought we ordered a small fry." :)

Funny

"floop flops" (flip flops)
"Mom I keep having the bless you's." (sneezes)
"Mom when people get mad at me it makes me sweat."

QUESTIONS????

My Ashton asks me questions all day long..."Mom who's older__ or___? Mom who's taller___or ___? Mom what car is faster Mustang or Lamborghini (he says amborghini)? Mom is 50 older than 30? Mom what's bigger the moon or earth? Mom who's car goes faster yours or daddy's? Mom do you like our kitty the best or someone elses kitty? Mom who's older you or ___'s mom? Mom...Mom...Mom...He is really trying to figure things out! :)

Tonight he told me he has TWO, yes two, girlfriends, Riley (from preschool) and Ellie G.!!! WHAT?!

He also told me he wants to be a racecar driver when he grows up..."Mom, is that dangerous?"

Book of Mormon Stories

The song goes like this...
"Givin' this land,
if they live,
RIGHTEOUSLY."

Ashton sang it...
"Givin' a chance,
Wet my pants..."

I said to him, wait that is not how it goes. Who taught you to sing it that way?
A: nobody, how does it go?
Mom: (sing the song)
A: OH!

Where does he come up with this stuff...

Tonight we were watching American Idol that we had recorded. Ryan Seacrest says, "coming up, we've saved the best for last." and Ashton is sitting at the kitchen table eating his lollipop and randomly says, "and the worst for first." Needless to say, Jake and I were laughing! :)

Meet Dino!

Let's see how Dino got his name...

Mom: Ashton what is your dinosaur's name?

A: HORNY!

Mom: umm...Let's choose a different name, that one is not going to work.

A: Why?

Mom: Well, hmmm...Let's just think of other awesome names...that word can mean something not very nice.

A: (with Sierra's help) How about Dino?

Mom: That sounds great! :)

I love these words...

"Mommy, put our your lips!"

"a paper Curtis"

Jake's sister is in town for the Thanksgiving holiday and my kids love playing with her kids. Last night we stopped by Jake's parents house to see everyone and our kids got very busy playing. It was time to go and they were both very sad. We got home and Ashton says, "I just want to make a paper Curtis so I can play with him all the time!" :)

Do I really look that awful?

My son loves pretty! He loves it when I wear makeup and earrings! He will compliment me when I look pretty! This morning I was throwing on some sweats to take him to school because I was then going to come back home and clean the bathrooms. He said to me, "No not those clothes, put on pretty clothes!"